Okay, I have just finished peeling my orange...
I put it on the plate, turn on the garbage disposal and water, throw the orange peelings in my new garbage disposal, and grab for the soap that's on my pretty soap dish.
The wet soap slips out of my hand and falls straight down into the black hole of the garbage disposal ... Gone!
The time it took the garbage diposal to consume my favorite bar of soap can be measured in milli-seconds!
Bah Humbug!
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